My New Career Plan

This is how I feel.

It didn't take four years of college psychology to learn that optimism is one of the leading predictors of success in life. But this is the best I've got. With this horrible economy and my limited teaching experience (none), now is the time to tackle this tornado known as starting a career. Fortunately, CNN said that the education is one of the few fields actually doing well throughout this hell that we call the US economy. That at least gives me a flicker of hope. This guy, on the other hand, probably doesn't have ANY hope in tackling that actual tornado. I'm one up on you, sucker.

Needless to say, looking at this guy's inevitable destruction makes me feel a little better. It's too bad that with the 70,000 jobs that were lost just today, more than one person is likely to be inspired to stand toe-to-toe with a tornado. In fact, that's my new career plan if my teaching career falls apart...

Tornado-fighter.

It's late.